One day two class-mates met each other by chance after a long time. One was thinner and the other was fatter than they were before.

Fat guy: - You look so thin. What happened to you? Is there a food scarcity in your area?

Thin guy: - Yes, I was looking for the reason of the food shortage. But now I realized that is you.

One day a little boy who hasn’t seen a serpent before sighted a serpent.

Then he showed it to his mother and said “look mother. There goes a tail without a body”

Mr. Peter is always late for office because it is difficult for him to wake up early in the morning.

One day when he was sleeping he became a king in a dream. His wife (the queen) came to serve him something in a glass. Suddenly he fell like he had been wet and he waked up saying “Is this the way you serve something for your husband”. Then he saw his wife with an empty glass at the bed. He get dressed and left for office.

He was the first one who reached the office on that day. So his boss called him and asked amazingly “How did you come today so earlier”.

“Because of my wife’s kingly disserving” he replied.
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